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Amir maa aur behan shumaila Please mujhe is navel ka Naam bataye jis me ladki ka Naam aamina raheta usko singing ka shauq raheta us ke dadi phool dadi raheta bahut purane qhayalat ki raheti. This comment has been removed by the author. Koi mjhy us novl ka name bta skta h jis mn heroin ka name lailaa shaah or hero ka name Ali shah hota h.. Anchl dijest ka mukaml novl tha yh. Shazia chudary ka novel Ha... But I don't know the novel name. Aslamu aley kum moulana tariq jameel sahab mera name sayyed imroz he me india hu aur me apko daily sunta hu youtube be moulana sahab sach kahu to apne meri zindagi badal di me pehle kya tha ab kya hu bs meri mout se pehle ek hi chahh he ki ek waar ap se baat kr lu bs aur me allah se dua bhi karta hu ki ya allah muje maut se pehle ek baar moulana se milwa de bs ek baar apse phone pe baat krna chata hu Kuch masail h unke baare me agr ap tak ye text pahuch jaaye to plz moulana sahab 1 wari baat krna h apse bss 1 dafa. Tere jeya menu hor na koi by Fouzia Yasmeen. Chalo dil ko aabad kren by Iffat Sehar Pasha. ASak imsearching for a novel in which hero name is faisal and two sisters namreen and shamreen i forgot the name and even author name also please let me know..faisal hates woman because his wife deserted him and he has a small son too. Naye mausamon ka chand by Iffat Sehar Tahir. Assalamaleikum Janab mai 22 saal ka baccha hu India se. Pata nae aap mjse contact krege ya nahi but fir v ek aas thi dil me is lea txt kr rha hu. Janab bht zyada musibat me hu. Satta ( jua ) khelne ki aadat lag gai. Kafi paise har gya hu. Kafi pareshan hu. Aap se sirf ek bat bat krni hai janab. Zindagi bhar aap ka ehsan nae chuka pao ga agar aap ek bar mjse bat krle to. 7856941511 7004793042 Mera contact no hai. Aur sach bolu Allah janta hai ki aap se kitni sacci mohabbat krta hu. Aap k taraf se contact krne ka intazar rahega. Allah hafiz. This comment has been removed by the author. asalamalikum waramutulahi wabar kata hoooun may sachaa ikhlaaq saakh na chata hooun please contact me +919596387189. Yaar dahdi ishq aatish by Iffat Sehar Pasha. Qaflay rah bhool jate hain by Sundus Jabeen. Ponchi wahen pe khal by Iffat Sehar Pasha. Chalo ke jashan e baharan deakhen by Iffat sehar Pasha. A short clip from respected Molana Tariq Jamil's lengthy speech in Jamia Al Hasanain, the complete speech will be uploaded soon Insha'Allah. Is dil ke jhorakay main by Umme Maryam. Pls anyone told me abt the novel jis main charctar name master hadayat ullah hay village main bachon ko taleem datay hai aur un k beta ya bhateeja jis ko unho ny mujasmma sazi ki wjha sy bedakhal kiya hota hy novel name aur writer name bata do pls. As Salam walaikum mera name Taslim h meri shadi Ko 3 saal ho Gaye h mujhe ek beti b h mere husband ka name firoz h mere husband ka affair shadi se pahele hi kisi aged lady k sth h or abi tk h yaha tk unka kahi girls k sth affair h ISI wjh se wo mujh pr kuch b Dhyan nai dete h yaha tk mera koi kharcha nahi chalate h Mai SB apna mayke se pura Karti hu yaha tk unhe mujhse Mohabbat b nahi h mere sth AJ tk biwi jaisa koi sulook nahi kiye Mai aise theti hu unke ghr jaise koi noker meri value nahi h n unki lyf me n ghr me Maine bht kosis ki ye sudhr jaye Lakin koi b farak nahi pada h Mai bht pareshan ho gai Mai kahi bar jaan Lene ki b kosis ki hu Lakin mujhe but Darr lagta h marne se pls meri madat kre mera man nahi h ab unke sth rhene ka unke ghr wale b acche nahi h mujhse Bura bartaw karte h mujhe waha bilkul b rahrne ki iccha nahi Hoti h pls mujhe kuch Salah de ki Mai kuch faisla krr saku Mai ab unke sth nahi Rehna chahti pls mujhe jarur btaye Mai mohtaz banke reh gayi hu sabki pls meri madat kare pls contact me 8087140575. Mjhe aik novel ka Name nai yad aa raha os mein 2 bhai hoty hain wo apni nano k ghr rahty hain or unki mama pagal how gai hoti hain phr unk ghr aik larki ati hai mehman ban kr plzzz agr kisi ko es novel ka name pata hai ty plzzzzzzz plzzzzzzz bata dye. s.balal Qutab sb am in usa/need your e.mail a contact number pl. send on my e.mail.

The writer is Amal Umer's mother. She is a film-maker by profession. Now a month later, the trigger-happy officers have been suspended and are apparently at home. Our lives, meanwhile, are in ruin. Our car stands destroyed and devalued at the cleaners after a long wait for clearance from the thana, while the police reverted with accurate information on the paperwork, with no guilt-filled offers of any kind of compensation either. bilal bhai i need ur help!! mujhe apse baat krne hai is it possible?? plz im in urgent need of help..!! Aoa! How can Syed Bilal be contacted. Hoping to get a respobse soon. Jazakallh khair! Bhai is num par call na kren.. ye maulana taruq jameel ka nahi adnan munawar ka num hai.. galat fehmi ki waja se log is num call kr rhay hain.. kisi ko tng kr k apne apko gunahgar na kren.. jazakallah. Dear sis Asalamu alaikum kya aap ko reply aaya jo aap ne Maulana Tariq Jameel Sahab ko msge Kiya tha please aap reply zaroor karna.. I told her that arrangements would be made but they needed to send an ambulance as soon as possible. She kept repeating she needed a confirmation and then said she would call back. I insisted that there was no time, my 10-year-old had been shot in the head, and they needed to send an ambulance right away. The representative on the phone told me to not worry and said she would call back in a while, after I make the necessary arrangements. Ap apni is hajat ko pura karne ka amal yahan se dekhiye. Is Wazifa Ko Karne Se Pahle Ki Sharait Aur Ijazat Kese Leni Hai?. A smile that made the world go round for us. It further strengthens suspicions against Mian Mithu when Asha, another missing Hindu girl was presented to the court last week. In the premises of Supreme Court of Pakistan, Asha was seen in the custody of the sons of Mian Mithu. It is most disturbing that she went missing in March when FIR was lodged for her abduction. Since April 3 to date, Jaicobabad Police has been searching for her. On April 13, Jaicobabad Police contacted her family, told them that their daughter was TEENnapped for ransom, asked them to collect ransom money. Suddenly she emerges from the custody of Mian Mithu and appears in the court with his sons. We are astonished that this horrific series of heinous crimes is being allowed by the state under broad day light. Asalam Brother, please any one have contact no of Molana Sb, please share it hereor on my cell 00966561112249. Aoa if for any reason you want to stop this wazifa in the middle can we stop?. is there any way to talk to syed bilal qutab???. Is there any way to contact you. I live outside of Pakistan. Any email address of phone number? 90 How is it false propaganda? The girls are giving consent while still in the hands of Mian Mitho's gang. Have you ever seen them say this in a talk show studio, where are no men of Mitho's gang inside or outside the studio and complete police protection is given to them. In other countries, media would have investigated Mian Mitho but here we have little information about him. Why did the media not investigate 117 cases against this man? What kind of cases are these? Are they criminal or civil? If criminal, who accused him and of what? What kind of proof do the accusers have? None of this was investigated. Neither did the media investigate if Asha was with Mian Mitho (his sons brought her to court) for the 40 days she was missing? Was Asha really with friends as she claimed? The Pakistani has completely disgraced itself in this case. They have investigated nothing, relying simply on the words of frightened girls, who are still hostages of Mitho and his goons. They intubated Amal and attached an ambu bag which one of the attendants was pumping manually. That's when they told Umer we had to take Amal to either the (government-run) Jinnah Postgraduate Medical Centre (JPMC) or to the private Aga Khan University Hospital (AKUH), because time was running out and they couldn't do anything to help our TEEN. Qur'an (70:29-30). "And those who guard their private parts. Except from their wives or those their right hands possess, for indeed, they are not to be blamed -". That night, the security and health departments did everything in their power to make sure our TEEN would not make it back home, that she would never see Independence Day, another birthday, laugh or sing, or be

able to hug her sister ever again. Our little one struggles to understand the loss of an elder sibling and hopelessly attempts to black out the trauma, while we struggle to assess how to get on with life, get back into a car, get back on the road, get back to work and get through each day without our Amal. hlo fozia im zabi from pakistan i like your name.r u mirred. Dear, false propaganda is not long lasting so better please start saying the truth, this will be good for both. kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye. By Dream Girl tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay By Dream Girl dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo BY ALA tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 loveby ALA yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha.. yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha. Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha. By Qaay Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain, duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.by Ali mangta hoon to deti nahi mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka By warraich. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI! higher studies Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar. 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha. Ball to pahle se hi gol hai Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain. By Nazia dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam By Dream Girl. Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi..! You r my sweet SONA, You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA. Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah, Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya, auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko, auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya. By Santosh. Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai Koshish hai gam chopane ki Mere ahbaab samajte hai Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300 Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. By Neel Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay By JinBaba sher;phir na jane kon duao sher;phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha. By shaheryar zindagi main sada muskurate zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na

karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.by Rajja Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.by Shubo kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke ba kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad. kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad. kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log, mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad. By Raj Boparai. Tum milo na milo koi gam Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,sms karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi. By Baasha Cartoon Network Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain. Zindagi ki rah main Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.. thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,. phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay. Akash ke taron main Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara, jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara. Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya, Jinhain manga tha duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya. Her sham ke bad Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,, chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai. Youn hi tanhai main hum Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate. Punditji ne apke mobile ki Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad i miss u utna jitna u miss me i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,khushiyon ko save karo.dushman ko hide karo,dost ko enter karo,phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. chand taro ka nur aap per barse chand taro ka nur aap per barse; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse. Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,nikla hai chand to dikhai dega. Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma,ek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.. Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar, Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai, Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar.. Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!by Uzzal Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi. milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai, khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha... woh bewafa hai to kia howa woh bewafa hai to kia howa. mat kaho bura us ko.... jo howa so howa..... khush rakhy khuda us ko....by Sayani Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai HotiBy Sayani chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the By Sohail Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote By Kapil Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera, main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera By Arooj Zafer D se dosti, d se dushmani, D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil, d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear. By Shumaila Parhay likhay hotay ager Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka By umer dilwala Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey, Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. By Shafia Tumhaara intezaar karte karte

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.by nomi meo Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota, Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main, Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.by. Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi. white rang ho agar mehboob ka white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai.!!!. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona. meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona. apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona. sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko, haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona..for RAJ from Jass Repeater Rekh do Woman: Sir, mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do! Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do! Ashwarya rai Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai unke haath peele ho gaye jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye. Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum,ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,magar aab kya karoge.?jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila.?ha ha ha ha Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se. Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP. Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro, dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao. Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. 5 great people: 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye,,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! Message pe message bhejte ho, Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! sadak hi sidhi nikli. Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. SMS kar sakte ho! Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho! Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! God ne tujhe bheja to bheja God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja! kuch tu baat he aap mai, Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender. Circuit Bhai.! Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai, ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai, Are ye dil hai dil, aur

dil ki hai ye sdaa, aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta haiby Shoaib zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. By Luck Kumar ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!by shehran ayub kal ho na ho.. kal ho na ho. Aaj tu hai. Aaj ho na ho. Ya pel tu hay. Ya pel ho na ho. Hum tu hia. Hum ho na ho. Humari dosti tu hai. By shehran ayub HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE By muazam Log apna banake chod dete hai. Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai, Bachpan main "mama" a. --