Translating Yoda! EXAMPLE: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. (Yoda to Padawan Jedis) Translate: Analyze:

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Translating Yoda! Translate the language used by Jedi Master Yoga into modern-day, grammatically correct English. Then, analyze what he is saying, and tell us what he really means.

1 Translating Yoda! Translate the language used by Jedi Master Yoga into modern-day, grammatically correct English. Then, analyze what he is saying, and tell us what he really means. EXAMPLE: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. (Yoda to Padawan Jedis) "Confer on you, the level of Jedi Knight, the Council does. But, agree with your taking this boy as your Padawan Learner I do not." (Yoda to Obi-Wan Kenobi)

2 "Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! (Yoda to Luke Skywalker) "Decide you must how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could. But you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered." (Yoda to Luke Skywalker) "So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say? (Yoda to Luke Skywalker)

3 No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try!" (Yoda to Luke Skywalker)

4 MMMbop Writer: HANSON, ZACHARY WALKER / HANSON, ISAAC / HANSON, TAYLOR You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You go through all this pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast And they're gone so fast So hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there When you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care? Can you tell me who will still care? Mmm bop, ba duba dop Ba do Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows It's a secret no one knows In an mmm bop they're gone In an mmm bop they're not there In an mmm bop they're gone In an mmm bop they're not there Until you lose your hair But you don't care Mmm bop, ba duba dop Ba do Can you tell me? You say you can, but you don't know Can you tell me which flower's going to grow? Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose? Can you tell me which flower's going to grow? Can you tell me? You say you can, but you don't know

5 I Am The Walrus Writer: LENNON, JOHN WINSTON / MCCARTNEY, PAUL JAMES I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Mister City Policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. I'm crying, I'm crying. I'm crying, I'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snide. I'm crying. Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

6 JABBERWOCKY Lewis Carroll (from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872) `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

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